BLINGEE POLITICS
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"So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo
When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot..."
-English Romantic poet, John Keats
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so I say a little prayer
and hope my dreams will take me there
where the skies are blue
I’ll see you once again, my love
i heard that your dreams came true
only yesterday was the time of our lives
sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead
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ho ho ho muthafuckas, playin ma piano keys
call me grocer, sailor, the one and only ted heath
wilson’s a wanker and a shite and a mug
so i’ll just jet off to give europe a hug
freezin in tha oil crisis, snifflin and snufflin
meanwhile there’s a miners’ strike kerfufflin
smashin thru parliament, can’t escape my bulk
if there’s one thing i can do it’s sit there and sulk
yo churchy don’t be hasty to pre-emptively condemn
the labour massive run by none other than clem
we’re rebuildin this nation spendin’ from the top down
welfare state gettin rid of pre-war ghost towns
my homeboy nye bevan settin up the nhs
we’re bruisin’ but not losin’ in fact we’re the best
though i don’t say much i’m unmatched by any other
cuz you can’t resist da attlee, just ask yo mother
the year’s 1940 and peace is long gone
but brits don’t worry, they’re behind winston
churchill’s my name dog, and don’t you forget it
nazis going down in flames so don’t even sweat it
numbah 1 national hero, leadin us to victory
lucky everyone’s forgotten about gallipoli
mah spitfires gonna kick some fascist arse
then i got voted out cuz you guys got no class
Theme: Speaker by Alex Willemyns.
